If you’re wearing a balaclava, carrying a crystal ball or just looking a little bit shabby round Fitzroy way tomorrow and someone says, “hey, you’re headed to that party?”, you might be all like, “what party?” And they’d be like, “the Gypsy, Tramps & Thieves party at Gypsy Bar on Brunnie.” Then, you’d be, like, “if they’re gypsies, tramps and thieves, won’t they, you know, like, swindle me or something”, and they’d be like “nah, it’s a fundraiser for charity – you dress up and you can win prizes like a skate deck from Hemley and all proceeds go to building a school for orphans in Sierra Leone. There will be DJs and live music from 3pm.” And you’d be, like, “really?” and they’d be, like, “sorry, I just thought you were dressed up and stuff but that’s just how you get around... This is awkward”. Just so you know.
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